Because I took your pulse | Sherlock Holmes
blewmymind-cumberbatch:
Sherlock Holmes: No… because I took your pulse. Elevated. Your pupils dilated. I imagine John Watson thinks love’s a mystery to me, but the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive. When we first met, you told me that a disguise is always a self-portrait, how true of you, the combination to your safe – your measurements. But this, this is far more intimate. This is your heart, and you should never let it rule your head. ] You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today with everything you worked for. But you just couldn’t resist it, could you? I’ve always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. Thank you for the final proof.
-A Scandal in Belgravia-
thegreatnessideserve:
kingof-thecrossroads:
joanwatson:
There once was an angel who held a man’s hand in hell and said ‘Come.’
Only to hold that same hand in purgatory and say, ‘Go.’
#and on earth the man will take the angels hand #and whisper ‘stay’
and his brother will roll his eyes and whisper ‘gay’
drunkpeeta:
drunkpeeta:
thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
drunkpeeta:
walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock
you are a 16 year old girl

and your point is?????
please stop reblogging this it was a bad idea
puffwiggly:
I can’t believe Sonic the Hedgehog got to fucking meet Andrew Hussie
slenclerman:
slenclerman:











i hope you all get arrested
meladoodle:
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
The stalks of these flowers are already dried up, but their blossoms are preserved and kept fresh by the medical infusion bags. The life-span of every living creature is limited. The infusion bags stand for the progress in medicine and the prolongation of human life. They somehow carry an ambivalent message as they refer to both death and life the same time. To preserve the beauty of the flowers artifically with the help of the infusion bags points out man’s inclination to repress the fact that he has to die and to postpone death.
(Source: danceabletragedy)
golden-zephyr:
z33r0:
areyouahauntedpotato:
ozyreads:
stankface:
mentation:
n4maste:
i think its cool that theyre both black
My history professor told me there are 300 shades of African skin, I believe him.
FINALLY!
A fucking pic that doesn’t fetishize albinos!!!! I never thought I’d live to see the day tbh.
holy shit that is an amazing visual
Omg what I thought those people were painted
Holy cow is that their real skin human diversity is amazing
This is gorgeous.
From Samuel Slider :
“It’s pretty incredible to think of how diverse humans are, but perhaps one of the ways we’re most diverse is skin color. A picture of Papis Loveday and Shaun Ross, shows that better than most. Shaun Ross is an albino model, who also happens to be African. He has, perhaps, the whitest skin of any human being. Meanwhile, Papis Loveday has what looks to be the darkest skin of any human being. Quite impressive to look at”
Lamutamu.com has a bunch of photos of their photoshoot!!!
forebidden:
i just ate a grape
#food #grape #grapes #white grapes #wine #fruits #vintage #fashion #gifs #text #trendy #lol #random #90s #90s kids #hipster #hipster edit #tv #t #v #coffee #starbucks #art #artists #drawings #paint
I LITERALLY CAN NOT BREATHE
(Source: shabashoobi)
andrewhussiesbosom:
thank god I’m not the hero in legend of zelda because I would fuck everything up and use the triforce to wish for unlimited pizza supply
potatoandotherwise:
potatoandotherwise:
potatoandotherwise:
oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad
what’s that weird feeling….

where the fuck did this come from
are those leggings

WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD

OH GOD
u kno my name not my story<3
I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO
which little string bean brought this back
ikimaru:
little scourge sisters being happy! c: didn’t feel like turning this into a sad picture